Accessories

Discover a fun and quirky way to express yourself with Ephemera's "You're a weird fucker. Keep that shit up." magnet. This rectangular magnet, with its brutally honest and hilariously sarcastic message, is perfect for adding a touch of humor to your fridge, locker, or any other magnetic surface. Ephemera, renowned for its wide variety of witty and humorous novelty items, ensures this magnet will surely be a conversation starter. Embrace your uniqueness and spread the laughter with this distinctive magnet.

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Ephemera presents the Magnet-Worship Coffee. The Dark Lord, a rectangular magnet that is as brutally honest and hilariously sarcastic as it is visually appealing. This magnet is not just a decorative item, it's a conversation starter, embodying our signature wit and humor. Ideal for jazzing up your fridge or locker, it's guaranteed to induce giggles, chortles, and guffaws. Let this magnet do the talking and bring a dose of laughter to your day.

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Experience Ephemera's 'Fresh out of fucks' magnet. This rectangular magnet speaks volumes without uttering a word, making it the perfect statement piece for your fridge or locker. It embodies Ephemera's signature blend of brutal honesty, sarcasm, and hilarious commentary. Ideal for those who appreciate a good laugh. Remember, it's not just a magnet, it's a conversation starter.

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Begin your day with a dose of humor with our "Good Morning! You need to calm the fuck down" magnet. Ephemera, known for its brutally honest and hilarious novelties, brings you this rectangular magnet that's sure to make you giggle every time you open the fridge. It's a perfect gift for those who appreciate sarcasm and a dash of offensiveness. Let this magnet do the talking and spark interesting conversations.

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Step into the world of Ephemera with our witty and humorous "Antisocial today and also always" magnet. This rectangular magnet, adorned with an animal-themed design, allows you to express your mood in a fun and unique way. Whether you're decorating your fridge, locker, or office space, our magnet is sure to spark conversation and bring a touch of personality to your surroundings.

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Express your viewpoint with this rectangular magnet by Ephemera. The phrase "Equal rights for others, does not mean..." boldly stands out, making it a powerful conversation starter. Ideal for decorating your fridge or locker, this magnet combines humor and honesty, reflecting Ephemera's reputation for producing witty novelty items. Whether you're buying for yourself or as a gift, this magnet is sure to provoke thought and laughter.

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From the brand Ephemera, the "Welcome to Adulthood" magnet is a great way to express your sense of humor. With a brutally honest and sarcastic message, it's sure to be a conversation starter. Place it on your fridge or locker to add a touch of hilarity to your day. This rectangular magnet is not just a novelty item, it's a reflection of your wit and individuality. Whether you're buying for yourself or as a gift, it's guaranteed to make you giggle, chortle, snicker, and guffaw.

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Presenting our Ephemera's MAGNET: "How many cats do I need for". This rectangular magnet is your way of expressing brutally honest, sarcastic, or hilariously offensive sentiments. Perfect for decking out your fridge or locker, it's sure to spark conversations and tickle your funny bone. With over 30 years of experience in creating witty novelties, Ephemera is known for its quality and humor. This magnet is just one of the many ways we aim to make you giggle, chortle, snicker, and guffaw. 

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Express your feelings with our MAGNET: I hate people, by Ephemera. This rectangular magnet is perfect for those with a brutally honest, sarcastic, or simply hilarious sense of humor. Designed with an animal theme, it adds a touch of novelty to any space. Ephemera's magnets are not just about humor, they're about self-expression. Whether for your fridge, locker, or any magnetic surface, our magnet makes a statement that's hard to ignore. Enjoy the laughter and conversations it sparks. Let your magnet do the talking!

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Let Ephemera's "I Just Want to Live in a World Where" magnet speak for you. Known for its brutally honest and hilarious products, this rectangular magnet is no exception. With a theme centered around animals, it adds a touch of whimsy to your home or office. Strong and durable, it can hold up notes or photos on your fridge or locker. With Ephemera, you're not just buying a magnet, you're adding a conversation starter to your space. Enjoy a dash of humor with this unique piece. Happy shopping!

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Ephemera presents the "Sorry for Acting Weird" magnet, an emblem of brutal honesty and delightful sarcasm. This rectangular magnet encapsulates the brand's signature wit, perfect for those who appreciate offbeat humor. Place it on your fridge or locker, and let it speak volumes about your unique personality. This magnet is more than a novelty item; it's a conversation starter that's sure to induce giggles and guffaws. Trust Ephemera to bring you the best in hilariously honest magnets.

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Introducing our 'MAGNET: Don't try to fuck with us old folk. We know shit.' from Ephemera, designed to voice your thoughts with a blend of brutal honesty, sarcasm, and humor. This rectangular magnet is more than just a novelty; it's a statement piece that's bound to provoke laughter. Ideal for decorating your fridge or locker, it's the perfect conversation starter. With over 30 years in the business of creating laughter-inducing novelties, we know how to deliver a chuckle. Enjoy this magnet and let it speak volumes for you.

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Ephemera brings you the 'One Day You're Young and Cool' magnet, a product that combines humor and brutal honesty. This rectangular magnet is a testament to Ephemera's knack for capturing life's ironic truths in a way that's sure to make you chuckle. Ideal for personalizing your fridge or locker, it's more than just a magnet—it's a statement. With Ephemera, you're not just buying a product, you're embracing a brand known for its witty and hilariously sarcastic novelties. Choose Ephemera for gifts that keep the laughs coming.

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A laser etched wooden Dwight Schrute keychain from The Office.

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A laser etched wooden Andy Bernard keychain from The Office.

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