Accessories
TR Stewart Please Don't Kill Ceramic Coaster
A laser etched ceramic DnD coaster of a Nat 1.
$15.00
Rhonda Denney Henry Magnet
3 x 2 thin magnet
$5.00
Rhonda Denney Happy Cat Acrylic Pin
1 inch square pin
$6.00
Rhonda Denney Sunflower Acrylic Pin
1.5 inch square pin
$7.00
There Goes Magnet
Ephemera introduces the 'There it goes, my last fuck' magnet. This brutally honest and sarcastically funny rectangular magnet is perfect for those who love a good laugh. Deck out your fridge, locker, or any magnetic surface with this hilarious piece. Ephemera has been crafting witty products for over 30 years, earning us the title of the 'belligerent drunk' of the novelty item community.
$5.00
What a time Magnet
Our Ephemera magnet, aptly titled "WHAT A FUCKED UP TIME TO BE ALIVE," offers a brutally honest, sarcastic, and possibly offensive commentary on our current times. This rectangular magnet, with its unique animal theme, is designed to add a dose of humor to your fridge or locker. It's more than just a novelty item; it's a conversation starter that encapsulates our brand's 30-year legacy of producing witty, laugh-inducing merchandise. Whether you're buying for yourself or a friend, this magnet is sure to elicit a giggle, chortle, or guffaw.
$5.00
Get in MF Magnet
Ephemera presents the audacious 'Get in motherfucker. We're going motherfuckering.' magnet. This rectangular magnet is a testament to our brand's commitment to provide brutally honest, sarcastic, and hilarious novelty items. Perfect for your fridge or locker, it offers a dose of humor and boldness. As a wholesale provider of gifts and novelties, we're known for our wit and humor, and this magnet is no exception.
$5.00
At work Magnet
Experience the unique charm of Ephemera's rectangular magnet, humorously inscribed with "I'm in a really bad place right now...". This magnet encapsulates our brand's spirit, bringing laughter and lightheartedness into your daily life. It's the perfect addition to your fridge or locker, showcasing your wit and sense of humor. Ideal for personal use or as a gift, this magnet is sure to spark conversations and elicit giggles.
$5.00
1900's Magnet
Experience the joy of humor with our magnet, 'I enjoy telling the young folk I was born'. Ephemera, the trusted supplier of wholesale gifts and novelties, brings you this unique piece, perfect for adding a touch of wit to your space. Our magnets are not just accessories; they are conversation starters, designed to make you giggle, chortle, snicker, and guffaw. Perfect for decking out your fridge or locker, this magnet speaks volumes in a brutally honest, sarcastic, and hilarious way. Enjoy the belligerent drunk of the online novelty item community with our magnet!
$5.00
Not My Cat Magnet
Ephemera presents a unique and quirky rectangular magnet with the humorous phrase "You can't tell me what to do, you're not my cat." This magnet embodies our brand's dedication to bringing laughter into your life. It's more than just a magnet, it's a conversation starter, a mood lifter, and a cheeky nod to the animal lovers. Ideal for decorating your fridge, lockers, or any magnetic surface. Add a touch of personality and humor to your everyday items with this charming magnet. You're sure to love this addition to our wide range of funny and brutally honest novelties.
$5.00
Believe in Yourself Magnet
This rectangular magnet encapsulates the brand's signature wit, perfect for those who appreciate offbeat humor. Place it on your fridge or locker, and let it speak volumes about your unique personality. This magnet is more than a novelty item; it's a conversation starter that's sure to induce giggles and guffaws. Trust Ephemera to bring you the best in hilariously honest magnets.
$5.00
TR Stewart Mischief Managed Keychain
A laser etched wooden Harry Potter keychain.
$15.00
Melissa Tastove Fruit Hoops
$20.00
TR Stewart Be Curious Keychain
A laser etched wooden Ted Lasso keychain.
$15.00
TR Stewart I Regret Nothing Keychain
A laser etched wooden Ron Swanson keychain.
$15.00
Melissa Tastove Citrine Sun Dangles
$20.00
TR Stewart Treat Yo Self! Keychain
A laser etched wooden Parks & Rec keychain.
$15.00
Rhonda Denney Mountain Sunrise Coaster
3" x 3" round coaster
$5.00
NTB Jewelry Pink Square Dot Earrings
$24.00
Kaelyn Bender 01 | Bike Trail Necklace
Solid sterling
$60.00
Jeff Schaefer Spoon Ring Size 10.5 - Large Lily
$30.00
Rhonda Denney Zebra Magnet
2 x 3 inch thick magnet
$6.00
Melissa Tastove Communication
K2, Lapis Lazuli, Amazonite Necklace and Earrings
$30.00
Melissa Tastove Goddess Connection
Aquamarine, Larimar, Moonstone Necklace and Earrings
$30.00
Melissa Tastove Stress Relief
Amethyst, Rose Quartz, Larimar Necklace and Earrings
$30.00
Melissa Tastove Joy
Kunzite, Unakite, Rose Quartz Necklace and Earrings
$30.00
Melissa Tastove Love and Growth
Rhodonite, Green Aventurine, Rose Quartz Necklace and Earrings
$30.00
Melissa Tastove Connection with Nature
Unakite, Phantom Green Quartz, Jade Necklace and Earrings
$30.00
Kate Pepper 05 | Bird Earrings
$25.00
Kate Pepper 04 | Bird Earrings
$25.00
Kate Pepper 02 | Bird Earrings
$25.00
Kate Pepper 01 | Bird Earrings
$25.00
Sorry I missed Church Magnet
From the house of Ephemera, we bring you the "Sorry I missed church" magnet. This rectangular magnet serves as an amusing conversation starter. With its brutally honest and hilarious statement, it's a perfect accessory to adorn your fridge or locker. Just like our diverse collection of novelty gifts and accessories, this magnet is sure to make you giggle, snicker, and guffaw. Express your wit and lighten the mood with this magnet that speaks volumes.
$5.00
Cats Magnet
Discover the humor in everyday life with Ephemera's Magnet - Cats are wonderful. They don't judge you…. This rectangular magnet infuses your space with a touch of wit and sarcasm, expressing sentiments that are brutally honest yet hilariously relatable. Ideal for adorning your fridge, locker, or any magnetic surface, it makes for a playful conversation starter. With Ephemera, enjoy a touch of humor that's sure to make you giggle, chortle, snicker, and guffaw. Whether you're buying for yourself or gifting it to someone else, this magnet is sure to spark joy and laughter.
$5.00
$5.00
Women's rights Magnet
Presenting the Magnet-Women's Rights are human rights by Ephemera. This rectangular magnet is more than a novelty item; it's a powerful statement. Ephemera, known for its brutally honest and hilariously sarcastic products, brings you this magnet to voice your belief in a witty way. Ideal for lockers, fridges, or any magnetic surface, it's not just an accessory but a conversation starter. It reflects Ephemera's 30 years of experience in creating products that make you giggle, chortle, snicker and guffaw.
$5.00